Trip Pre check story and funny prank idea

Going to put the boat afloat this afternoon after a couple months of travel and family commitments.

While charging the boat, I ran through some pre checks but had two issues.

  1. I have a stainless nut sitting on my deck behind my console.
  2. I noticed a bit of dirt sitting at the rear vent of my cowling.

Removing the cowling I found this:

Probably not the end of the world since the mud daubers have moved on… but it could get interesting if they were still there.

As to the nut… I have no idea where it came from. Checked everywhere I can think of, but I am not a mechanic.

Made me think a great prank (if one is so deviously minded) would be to throw some various parts in a boat for non- mechanically inclined boat owners.

If you do decide to prank someone that way… have a soul, and let them know it was a prank before they go to a mechanic and pay tons of money to figure out the issue!

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Reminds me of one many years back. I was working at a suspension/alignment shop and a fellow shop owner and friend of ours had went and bought a new Harley. He left the dealership with it and rode straight to us. When he gets there he pulled into one of the open bays, gets off and he’s gleaming like a child. Nothing but smiles ear to ear. We’re all pawning over it and such for a few minutes, then he goes to the restroom. I couldn’t miss a golden opportunity, so I took a little bit of oil and put a few drops underneath it. He comes out and sees that oil and is immediately heartbroken. He starts crawling all over the shop floor, looking for the source. At this point we are all laughing our a$$es off, and the gig was up, but He was a good sport about it. :joy:

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Additional update.

When I put the motor on earmuffs and fired it up, the motor did not pee.

I played with the muffs to make sure they had a good seat- they did.

Turned it off and tried to decide between snaking a wire up the pee hole or putting the hose onto the motor’s hose fitting.

I opted for easy and connected the hose- it took about 10 seconds before that punched the build up out- but then it was back to 100%.

Not sure what clogged that line… but I am glad I fired it up at home first to work out any issues.

Any reason for me to worry?

What are normal reasons for the pee vent to clog up?

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Muddobbers and or Spiders.

Yeah you could have had some grit that broke loose and clogged it. I’d still snake it and run some Salts Gone.

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Someone pranks me and the boat and they are in time out for a while and not stepping aboard.

I have three rules - don’t mess with my food, don’t mess with my sleep, and don’t mess with my boat.

Everything else is game. :rofl:

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Haha this reminds me of one time that I pulled a little prank on my buddy.

I pulled off the fuel connector from his Suzuki 30 without him noticing; he had just recently bought a new Biscayne 170.

So we launch out of Flamingo before sunrise, he launches in the backcountry and I went out of the Florida Bay ramp on my boat. I get a call from him about 5 minutes after launching and he’s freaking out about how his engine died on him while idling down the canal. I messed with him for a little about and asking about checking his kill switch, batteries, etc., and at this point he’s talking about how it won’t start back up and that he’s gonna sell the boat. I asked him if he checked if his fuel line is connected and when he takes a look he just hangs up the phone all upset :rofl: I got a good kick out of that one haha

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A buddy used to work at a local waterpark in high school and the line for the ride he ran snaked around under the superstructure. He and his coworker used to bring pocketfuls of washers, bolts, and nuts to the work and stage them strategically where they’d get tossed down amidst the unwitting riders as the HydroFighter vibrated on its runs.

World-class gag I’ve always thought.

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My Neighbor put Oak tree Moss in the hole in his cowl on his 90 2 Smoke to keep the “ Bats” from making it a home ! NO Joke! 90 2 smoke on a 22 imemsa :+1::cowboy_hat_face:

He keeps the panga on a lift on river i guess the bats loved the location :laughing:

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Do that here and someone might get run over by a tanker or barge…

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